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GINGIVITUS!!!

Sorry I haven t posted in a while, I ve been combing the internet for the next best funny video thing. I ve been at my friend victor kerlow s house and for the first time played on xbox or playstation (whateveR) online. I loved it. Finally a venue where i could really get to see the complete insanity that is midwest middle class kids. They re predominately racist, the whites being more so than the rest. They have just about the best, most insane views of the world. Usually the whites start the crazy, then the blacks respond and then a lull, then the blacks turn on the asians. It reminds me of the time I was on line in memphis at a gas station chatting with this really nice young guy who was black. We talked about Obama and music and other hot topics (it was a long line). He seemed pretty level headed. When it was his chance at the teller he ordered a bunch of stuff through the glass (at night a lot of places lock their doors and make you order through that bullshit mcdonalds drive-thru window) The teller, who was asian, asked him to repeat one of the numerous items he was asking for and my new buddy flipped out! Like mr. hyde, all of the sudden he started shouting "CHING CHONG DING WONG!! YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?!" and then turned to me and said "damn these chinks never get it right!" and I was like "WORD...up?" or something equally disarming and passive, i didn t know what else to do My new friend was on his was back to the club he came from and i apologized on his behalf as if we were old friends, and he was just drunk, so there. Anyway, that s exactly what it s like in the united states, seemingly normal, perfectly nice people, who loose their minds occasionally and shoot straight to racism as a first choice. Now you get to experience it from your home now with these terrible videogame machines. It should go without saying that some, if not most of the contemporary great minds come from, or at best, are funded and nurtured by this country. So obviously we re not all like this, but fuck it, the majority is ignant, and proud of it. Also there are just people who are full blown amazing, like this guy:

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